Natalie Portman seems to be a little more sane than her Hollywood counterparts, but based on the celebrity track record there’s always a chance Portman will go off the deep end. Here are some suggestions of as-yet-unused crazypants names:
- Humperdink Fallows Portman Millepied
- Açaí Armory Millepied
- East Timor Portman
- Oregano (no last name)
- Centipede Millepied
- 212 Portman
- Missile Silo Millepied
- Jackson Hole Darfur Portman
- Baby Portpied
- Wrestlemania Millepied
- BikiniJacks Millepied
- Baby Bell Cheese Portman
- An4l33 //1LL3P13D
or
- Jane Doe (but only for a boy)
By the way, for those of you playing along at home, Baby Boy Portman-Millepied’s bris will probably take place on Wednesday, June 22, eight days after the birth. Who’s bringing whitefish salad?
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