Have you heard that rumor that Britney Spears‘ dad Jamie Spears has banned her from having any more kids? Britney would like you to know that that is bullshit. How did we find that out? Because her official tumblr posted a picture of the story with a giant red BULLSHIT across it. Clearly, whoever writes Britney’s tumblr should also be writing her songs, because that shit is profound.
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