Ever wonder where David Lynch gets his unique view of the world? Well, it's not from this one, that's for sure.
Little did you know that Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton are both expatriates from the same planet. Though they each began their time on Earth separately, they were delighted when they found each other and have been together in their self-imposed exile ever since.
Men In Black blew Dennis Rodman's cover years ago, revealing that the former Chicago Bull is actually from the planet Solaxiant 9. As Linda Fiorentino notes, "Not much of a disguise."
Where to begin with Ke$ha? The confetti gun? The fact that she likes to put beards in her face and in her mouth? The high-frequency noise she emits that she calls singing? All signs point to alien life-- and quite likely hostile alien life at that.
Ever wonder where David Lynch gets his unique view of the world? Well, it's not from this one, that's for sure.
Jim Caviezel's particular brand of alien stock is heartier than most; in fact, we have reason to believe that he has the ability to absorb lightning and use it as fuel, as evinced by the incident during the filming of The Passion of the Christ in which he was struck by lightning-- and survived.
Rebecca Black may in fact be from an evil planet that uses terrible pop music to hypnotize the inhabitants of other planets, thus paving the way for a clean and easy takeover. Cover your ears if you know what's good for you.
Ziggy Stardust isn't just a persona!
If that's your ship, can I hitch a ride around the galaxy with you? Please?
Aha! Maybe this explains that "corrective jaw surgery" Bristol claims to have recently had! It's possible that the Palin family's human disguises sometimes fall into disrepair, requiring surgery to fix so they can continue hiding in plain sight!
Gaga makes no secret of her extraterrestrial origins. In fact, she's quite comfortable with it.
Freddie Mercury proved too good for this world and was subsequently beamed to a higher plain of existence by his people. He will be missed on Earth, but he seems to be doing just fine back on his home planet.
How else do you explain GOOP?
Robert Pattinson was something of an outcast on his own planet, but he finds Earth to be quite accommodating to his peculiar habits.
SWINTON, as she is called by the Fug Girls, is a benign, even benevolent alien interested in exploring new life and expanding her horizons. She likes it on Earth quite a bit, and Earth appreciates her calming and eccentric presence.
This is the only way I can make sense of the Butterfingers movie.
This alien has a chameleon-like defense mechanism that allows it to disguise itself as inanimate objects. Regretfully, though, it also had the misfortune to be kidnap by Princess Beatrice.
