Disclaimer: Danielle Staub did not actually write this post. But, as avid fans of the show, we figured we might have a little insight into her own take on the show. The views expressed here are not those of Crushable, but rather are simply an imagining of what Danielle might have to say.
It’s that time again! Our favorite Jersey girls are back, and more than one of you will sigh at the footage, and ask, “Who’s cawsin’ a ruckus?” Real Housewives of New Jersey premiered last night, and after all the talk of Danielle Staub being fired/quitting the show, we see two new cast members: Teresa Giudice’s estranged sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, and her first cousin, Kathy Wakile. While some wondered if the show could survive without Danielle there to stir up the action, Bravo clearly knows what they’re doing. They knew they had to replace the crazy with even more crazy, and who else could better do that than Teresa’s own family members? The episode featured Melissa and Joe Gorga’s son’s Christening. We knew about the brawl back when it occurred, but now we see how they got to that point. Oh, and Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita were on the episode, too, but were definitely overshadowed by the Giudice/Gorga clan.
We might be excited about the new additions, but we can never forget Danielle, and her effect on the show. So, we thought it would be fun to see what she had to say about her former costars. In true Danielle fashion, she won’t hold anything back. To quote Ms. Staub, you will finish the episode saying, “That’ a-fuckin’-nuff!”
(Disclaimer: Danielle Staub didn’t actually say any of these things. But doesn’t it sound like her?)
(Photos via Bravo)