Just to be clear, I’m not pregnant, nor do I have any intention of becoming so anytime in the near future. However, Crushable reader Kristen, if and when I do, I am naming my child Epcot. Because that is HILARIOUS. Anyway, here’s what all you fabulous Crushable readers had to say this week!
canonizer: She lost 5lbs of chin fat?!? (Crushable Quotable: Bristol Palin Swears She Didnâ€™t Have Plastic Surgery)
steph: Aw, nothing about when Steve Urkel visited the Tanners on Full House? For shame. It was actually the worst episode ever, but still, it happened. (7 Notable TV Crossovers)
Shae: Do you think the Queen would get her hit-men to take them out if they said yes? (Pippa and James Middleton Offered Millions for Porn Cameos)
Iâ€™d say a HUGE do is to stay no longer than planned, and ALWAYS give firm arrival and departure dates. It makes me crazy when my husband says â€śoh Jeffâ€™s coming to town next week, either Monday or Tuesday.â€ť and I ask for how long and he says â€śI donâ€™t know, he didntâ€™ say.â€ť Yes my husband is an idiot for not asking, but as a guest you shouldnâ€™t leave it a mystery.
My sister is actually terrible about this too, sheâ€™ll visit my parents at Christmas and by January 2nd my parents ask â€śsoooâ€¦ when do you have to be back to work?â€ť She is 35.
(Space Relations: Guest Etiquette, Or How to Have (or Be) a Proper Houseguest)
Kristen: Joey Lawrenceâ€™s other daughter is Liberty so Magic Kingdom or Epcot, not out of the realm of possibility. Bono has a daughter named Memphis Eveâ€¦but I have a feeling Bono is just untouchable enough to avoid these kind of lists. (Questionable Choices: Celebrities Naming Their Kids After Places)
Cara: Girlfriend needs to learn how to apply mascara correctly. (Meet Amber Scaggs, Corey Simmsâ€™ Reported New Girlfriend)