A Guide to the Celebrities Who Have Not Been Cast in ‘The Hunger Games’

I haven’t even read The Hunger Games, and I’m already sick of it. Is every single person who has ever read An Actor Prepares getting cast in this thing? Like, Sloan Sloan from Grey’s Anatomy and the guy from The Devil Wears Prada are in the same movie? I’m tired of this shit already, and they haven’t even started filming the first movie yet. So, is there anybody in Hollywood who isn’t going to be playing Glimmerglass Evergale?

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    • Cara

      what the hell is hunger games? lol