Blind Gossip has a super juicy item on their site about a reality show with a premiere coming up soon. As far as I’m concerned, this item is 100 percent about Real Housewives of New Jersey. Let’s go through the item piece by piece, and I’ll explain why:
Cast member A has lost a few pounds. She willÂ claim on camera that it is from healthier living. The truth is that she had lap-band surgery a few months ago.
Sounds like Caroline Manzo. She is looking way thinner in recent press pictures. Her husband Albert had lap band surgery, so maybe they got a two-for-one deal.
Although A claimed last season that cast member B was â€śjust like familyâ€ť, the two now have absolutely no contact with each other when the cameras arenâ€™t rolling. Once B lost her money, A wanted nothing to do with her.
This one has to be Teresa Giudice. She and her husband filed for bankruptcy and had their house foreclosed on. Also, Caroline and her sister Dina both said that Teresa was a longtime family friend and they considered her one of them (Dina is even godmother to Teresa’s youngest daughter), so this totally fits.
B absolutely hates cast member C for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that she believes that C had an affair with Bâ€™s husband. Cast member Câ€™s family pretends that they are the wealthiest of all. However, their house is under water and they have a huge balloon payment (> $1 million) due in the next year that they will not be able to pay off.
Teresa reportedly hates her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, who is joining the cast this season. The two already got into a fistfight at Melissa’s son’s christening, so this might explain where some of the drama and resentment spring from.
Cast member D used to work as a call girl in a major US city.
Didn’t Jacqueline Laurita meet her husband when she was working in Las Vegas? Hmmmm.
Cast member E and her husband are going broke trying to portray themselves as wealthy people for the show. In real life, she is a hairdresser and he pumps gas.
Since we’ve covered everyone else, this must be Kathy Wakile, Teresa’s cousin and the other new addition to the show. Another clue here? New Jersey is a state where it’s illegal to pump your own gas and a paid attendant has to do it for you.