Remember when Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, and Danielle Staub were spotted filming something in L.A.? Well, it wasn’t (only) a publicity stunt – the three reality has-beens are starring in a new Vh1 reality show called Famous Food. The show is about seven “stars” who open a restaurant in West Hollywood together. The other cast members are Ashley Dupre (NY governor Eliot Spitzer‘s former mistress), Vincent Pastore (who played Big Pussy on The Sopranos) and two musicians, DJ Paul and Juicy J. Sadly, DJ Paul and DJ Pauly D are different people, or this show would have actually had a chance to be interesting.
Considering that none of these people have charisma (except possibly Danielle, but her charisma is just crazy aimed in the direction of the closest TV camera), this show is probably going to be dead in the water.