Robert Pattinson has put an entirely new twist on the whole James Dean, rebel without a cause bad boy prototype. He is the ultimate Hollywood heartthrob for our generation. Because he’s a bad boy without the bite.
He’s broody without being angry. He’s manly without being intimidating. He’s a fucking vampire without sucking anyone’s blood.
Over the past six years, he has portrayed everything from the adorably pale adolescent wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter to the Mormon ideal of a vampire in Twilight. And now he can star as a perfectly pale paper doll in your own life.
Who doesn’t want their very own Robert Pattinson doll to dress up and bring around whenever they’re feeling down? He’s brooding and so pretty, but completely harmless. And so, we are obliging your need with this paper doll (Click for the full-size version). When real men let you down, your Robert Pattinson doll will be there to cheer you up, whether it be in jeans, flannel PJs or an old school va mpire cape. And better yet, you can share him with your friends!
(If you’d like to see any additional outfits for Robert to sport, please let us know in the comments.)