After child beauty pageant queen Eden Wood appeared on an episode of CBS’ The Talk to mumble her way through her song “Cutie Patootie,” cohost Sharon Osbourne said what many in the audience were thinking: that Eden’s mom Mickie Wood needs to lay off and let her kid be a normal little girl for awhile. Evidently, that didn’t sit so well with Mickie, as Eden’s new single “UnderPuppy” (like an underdog, but younger! GET IT?) contains a dis against Sharon.
You sneered when I sang “Cutie”
Why you got to be so snooty?
Not everyone is Ozzy’s ruby (?)
Anyway, this song is an improvement over “Cutie Patootie” because this time Eden knows how to pronounce all the words in the lyrics. That said, I think Sharon was way nicer to the Woods than she could have been – she didn’t blame the little girl for the way her mom is raising her and was gentle with Mickie about her feelings. Team Sharon all the way on this one. Let’s leave the dis tracks to adults like Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj, okay?