People just reported that Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman just welcomed their first child, a baby boy named Skyler Morrison Berman. The couple released the following statement: ”Mom and Dad ‘LITERALLY’ could not be happier or more in love with their son!” That might be the press release they give to other news sources, but we here at Crushable want some more details. Here is what I imagine the Zoe/Berman clan would have to say to us :
“You have no idea what giving birth is like. It was major. What they don’t tell you is literally how much giving birth hurts. That fact that there’s a baby born every minute is beyond to me. I was in so much pain in labor and when the doctor came in, I was like ‘shut it down.’ And the doctor did. He shut the pain down. He gave me an major epidural, which was… beyond. It killed the pain. The first time I held Skyler in my arms, it was literally bananas. I die. I literally died; I was like ‘shut the front door’… beyond.”
In all seriousness, congrats, Rachel and Rodger! I think they are a great couple and will be great parents.