Things I know about Scott Disick:
1. He looks like Patrick Bateman
2. He knocked up a Kardashian
3. Because he knocked up a Kardashian, he gets a bunch of money to be useless on the TV
These things do not a magazine cover make. Maybe that magazine that let Michael Lohan and Bombshell McGee be on the cover, but not a real magazine that I can actually buy at a grocery store.