I don’t know who has it worse on this week’s episode of Degrassi — Alli, who ran away, or Clare, who had to deal with not one, but two very creepy teenage boys who don’t understand boundaries. No, Alli probably has it worse, since by the end of “Jesus, Etc., Part Two” there’s a chance that she might have been kidnapped! The Jenna/K.C. subplot where they babysit someone’s kid was unimportant; can she just go into early labor already?
But not to worry, those of you who love controversy: The two main plots gave us plenty of guidelines on how to spice up your boring life. Soon you’ll have baby mama drama and guys appearing at your door in the middle of a thunderstorm.