Good things about this week’s episode: we get to see Vinny shirtless, and there are no poopy toilet shots! Bad things about this week’s episode: Sammi and Ronnie. They’re the bad thing about every single episode ever, and it’s killing my enjoyment of the show. I have defended Jersey Shore countless times, but they’re really trying my patience on this one. I find myself being nostalgic for that time that Ronnie told Sammi she had a Fred Flintstone toe and she lost her shit. Those should not be your halcyon days, people.
Let’s go through this week’s episode and the new Jersey Shoreisms, coined by reigning VIPs Jenni and Pauly.