How To: Survive A Rock & Roll Themed Booze Cruise

Don’t: Mistake the chubby guy next to John Norris for Matt Pinfield.
Or do. And tell all your friends. Maybe it’ll help him get laid.

Do: Make friends with all your favorite musicians.
Just try not to be That Guy, though. “You know that one song where you go ‘ba-da-da-da-da-DA-da-da?’ I fucking love that song. I love YOU, man. No homo.”

Don’t: Get a D.I.Y. tattoo
One guy was doing shitty prison tattoos out of his room. People seemed stoked about them, but I’d advise against it. The memento of your cruise will last a lifetime, but so will the hepatitis. Buy a souvenir Speedo instead.

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    • melis

      This sounds awesome. I want to go to there.

    • Eric Kolkey

      It was AWESOME! You should go next year! Bruise Cruise 2012! I an definitely going to go again.