10 Valuable Life Lessons from ‘The Rules According to JWoww’

Jenni “J.Woww” Farley is my favorite housemate from Jersey Shore – she’s not clingy and annoying like Sammi Giancola or obsessed with her persona like The Situation. I spent most of this weekend curled up reading JWoww’s masterpiece, The Rules According to JWoww. I really wish this book had existed when I was 17, because it would have saved me a lot of the heartache that comes from dating losers and having low self-esteem. Here are some of important lessons from Our Lady of The Watermelon Boobs.