• Mon, Feb 28 2011

The Most Insane Quotes From Charlie Sheen’s TMZ Interview

The nation’s latest trainwreck obsession, crack-addled Charlie Sheen, was just on TMZ delivering a live interview. And it was totally manic and nuts, of course. For your watercooler enjoyment, here are the most insane things Charlie actually uttered out loud:

• “AA is the gibberish of fools.”

• “If it’s my guy, he walks into tiny sandwiches and massage chairs.”

• “Resentments. They are the rocket fuel that sits at the tip of my sabre.”

•”I thought you had a little more salt in your soul than that.”

• “If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic, if they could just put their cryptology hats on for one second, they would see why all of this is not all serious. There’s a reason why I have mad success in comedy.”

• “I say blame the studio for giving me this much dough. You think you can give that much dough to this guy, and things are going to stay the same. Blame the studio.”

• “Now, every plan I have is the best plan in the room. Now everyone get quiet and listen to it and everyone will win.”

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