How do you know when your bacon obsession has gone too far? When you start brushing your teeth with the stuff. As if the idea of Ke$ha brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels was enough to make you concerned about oral hygeine, a company called Archie McPhee now sells bacon toothpaste.
This toothpaste is apparently “the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat!”
It also sounds like the perfect way to ensure no one ever makes out with you.