If you were to crash Paris Hilton‘s birthday, there are a lot of souvenirs you might wake up to find. Like a naked person in your bed, hair extensions littering your floor or vomit in your bathroom. But one lucky man apparently woke up this morning to find a $2000 cake in his living room.
According to someone who identifies himself as “Paz” on Facebook, he end up at Paris’ birthday party last night and accidentally stole her cake. Or, as he puts it:
“I Crashed Paris Hilton’s Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake”
Apparently, he and a friend walked into the security laden party with little to no effort and drank vigorously from many of the six open bars. At one point they realized that the celebutante had two cakes, one of which was not eaten.
Disgusted by the waste on display (and egged on by intense drunkenness), the dude decided to take the extra cake home with him. All he needed to do it was a nod to one of the security guards:
“Hey man,” I say to him with an air of I-know-what-I’m-doing. “The cake is in that room, right?”
“Yes, sir,” he acknowledges with a slight bow toward the rear of the house.
I take my cue and make a bullet for cake city.
In one fluid motion, I sidestep a confused waiter, seize the prize, and about face to the door.
I pass the security chief again on the way out.
I nod purposefully… he nods in return.
40 seconds later I’m in the front seat of a Nissan Maxima with 70 lbs. of awesome in my lap.
Who knows if any of this went down, but considering the various ways that Paris Hilton got famous, chances are she’d give him an old tip of the hat if it were true.