Video: SeamlessWeb Is Full Of Valentine’s Lies

Look, no one in the world loves SeamlessWeb more than me. The food delivery service has single-handedly ruined my bank account, my waistline, and my ability to tolerate any form of sunlight as I can now get all my nourishment without ever leaving my desk.

But this Valentine’s Day “promotion” going on at SeamlessWeb right now is crap. First of all, it’s not really a promotion, in the sense that there is no discount or free anything. Secondly, there is this “How to” video that doesn’t explain anything, except that maybe women are fickle creatures who hate chocolate but love Pad Thai and aren’t creeped out by a secret admirer knowing their office location and/or room number?

Nothing says “I love you” like a Bento Box lunch special that you put on your corporate account.

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