Guess what? If you head over to 1-800 Flowers right now you can order a bouquet of specially-branded Nicki Minaj flowers! So, what are they? Rainbow-colored orchids in a bed of neon baby’s breath? Fire-breathing birds of paradise? Nope, they’re, um, regular old pink roses. So, nothing to do with Nicki, then? Well screw that: If we’re going Nicki, we’d rather get (or give!) a Valentine’s Day gift that really captures the essence of Miss Minaj.