The Passive-Aggressive Guide To Getting Your Guy A Valentine’s Day Gift

A few years ago, we were in a fairly new relationship when Valentine’s Day hit — with a guy who somehow didn’t own a coffee maker! Don’t get us wrong, the dude was a coffee drinker, he just filled his mornings with little plastic cups from the deli instead of making a fresh pot each day. So when the heart-emoticon holiday rolled around, what did we get him? A coffee maker! (Plus a couple pounds of gourmet beans.) He was happy, we were ecstatic, and Valentine’s Day was a success. So this time around, skip the box of chocolates or that tie your guy isn’t going to wear anyway, and make this year’s V-Day gift work for you.

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    • Lisa

      “We”?

      “Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial “we.”"
      -Mark Twain

      • Meghan Keane

        Isn’t it a little rude to assume we DON’T have tapeworms? Also, we’re all editors?

    • Vanessa Prat

      All I got from this was Magnolia now delivers…am I doing this wrong?