Two weeks ago, we asked if the new Spider-Man outfit looked a little…off. Like something Zed from Pulp Fiction would keep in his basement, next to a chained up gimp, perhaps? Well it turns out those skintight photos of Andrew Garfield were just the beginning.
Unless these photos are not actually taken from the set of the new movie, but instead from a sex dungeon in midtown operated by the Smacka-Smacka Spidey guy, it looks like this Spider-Man reboot will involve a lot of crime-fighting and face-smothering. With Spider-Man’s crotch. Oh my god, what are we looking at here?