We got some new intel on Cedriz Martinez, the permanent house guest of Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd, last night. Perhaps it’s not all that surprising, but it appears that he’s kind of an asshole. We already told you that Cedric and Lisa are no longer speaking.
Well, as it turns out, Cedric wasn’t quite as ready to leave his sweet setup at the Vanderpump residence as it appeared on TV. And when Lisa finally kicked him out, he turned on her and told the whole family to fuck off.
Lisa and Ken have been threatening to cut off Cedric’s free ride for awhile now. He’s been living rent free at their mansion for well over a year. But when his departure actually went down, things got a little messy.
According to Ken, Cedric got pretty nasty when he was leaving him. Saying:
“I fucking hate your wife. I hate you. I hate your fucking kids.”
That’s pretty rough, considering all of the amenities that the family has offered him. Ken told Bravo’s Andy Coen:
“How I didn’t hit him, I’ll never know til this day. Hate him. Hate him, hate him.”
Since Cedric left, Lisa has also stopped talking to him. And this exchange appears to be why. Which makes sense. Unless there’s something pretty seriously wrong with your marriage, when forced to make a decision between your husband and your gay, you always have to choose your husband. Especially when your gay tells you to fuck off.
You really made that one pretty easy for Lisa, Cedric. But we would still support Andy Coen if he decides to give you your own reality show. Just so we’re clear.