Gallery: Julianne Moore Is Going To Have Clown Nightmares For Weeks

“It’s such a weird thing doc. Every night, the same dream. I’m Julianne Moore, you know, and I’m wearing this really sharp grey winter ensemble. I’m admiring how much it brings out my pale complexion and fiery hair. And suddenly I’m surrounded by all these clowns. All the clowns, doc, and I don’t know what to do. Is it a charity benefit? Are they friendly or angry? Why do they keep saying they are Harvard students?”

“It’s killing me doc. I just need something to make the bad dreams go away.”

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