Do we have to tell you that Antoine Dodson, the guy behind the Bed Intruder song* is now getting a reality show? Really? We’d rather not. But fine:
TMZ says Antoine will be getting a reality show. Good for him. Really living the American Dream, assuming the American Dream involved turning the event of your sister almost getting sexually assaulted in her own home into a song you perform on Lopez Tonight. I blame those auto-tune the news guys.
Anyway, there aren’t many details about Antoine’s new barf-show, except it will be produced by Kali Hawk of Couples Retreat fame. Okay. But what in the world could this show possibly be about?
• A family sitcom and the Dodsons and their wacky neighbor who is always trying to rape them?
• America’s Next Top Inexplicable Viral Star?
• Some sort of hair challenge contest? (The joke is that Antoine now has really nice hair. Just go with it.)
• A reality show where contestants have 60 minutes to hide their kids, hide their wives?
• Oprah replacement?
We wouldn’t be surprised if whatever these producers come up with is somehow worse than any of these suggestions. But lets hear your ideas for an Antoine show in the comments!
*Or rather, just the Bed Intruder rant, which later was remixed into a song and for which Antoine inexplicably got credit for making? And now everyone thinks he is a musician? ???