Minnie Driver was on The Ellen Degeneres Show this morning, giving us some blind items about who was really wasted at the Golden Globes and showing their underwear in the ladies room. Which is fine, I guess. Who doesn’t love gossip? I love gossip! But what’s annoying is how Minnie dresses up her high-school snark as some sort of worldly, humbling experience for her. Shut up, Minnie Driver.
“I did stop and help her, and I said, ‘I’m just glad you’re wearing knickers…But I don’t think she knew what knickers were because it’s an English word, but it was good. It was really good. It was a good story.
It’s kind of hilarious and daunting seeing your icons kind of hammered. Not necessarily fall down drunk – but definitely saying inappropriate things – and it’s very lovely and it’s sort of weird and awful, and I enjoy it.”
Hilarious and daunting? Lovely and weird and awful? Make up your mind, Minnie. (By the way, we definitely think the drunk person was Lea Michele. Obviously that’s why she couldn’t stop crying.)