• Thu, Jan 20 2011

Am I Right Ladies?: NATCH Dot Com

With Valentine’s Day less than a month away, most of us single gals are scrambling to find any option that can guarantee on February 14th we won’t be seeing Just Go With It alone save for a bag of Dove Dark Chocolate Promises. Whether you’re once bitten, twice shy, fooled so many times it’s shame on everybody, for the sake of just one good V-Day, let’s backslide into the world of online dating.

Match.com

I’m starting to think my outlet was never wired to the rest of the house because no plug can get a charge from it.

I mean, seriously, my outlet must be a discontinued item because any plug I meet is just one slight curve off from fitting. Seriously, was it involved in some kind of freak electrical fire before I bought the home that caused it to melt into a freak novelty outlet completely incapable of serving it’s one and only function? God, what does a sister need to do to get plugged around here? Any plug that can do will do.

Please, somebody find me on Match.com and help me out here. My screen name is KatFancyKunt3 and I’m always online.

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