7 Things Jeremy Renner Would Rather Have In His Bed Than Christina Aguilera

Jeremy Renner, star of The Hurt Locker and Jessica Simpson tabloid covers from May-July of 2010 , is so angry! He cannot believe Christina Aguilera, who showed up at his 40th birthday party and then got a back rub on his bed. The nerve!

Said Renner at a Golden Globes after-party:

Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room,” he told pals at the Jan. 16 affair. “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”

Yeah X-tina, his parents were there! And so was Leonardo DiCaprio, Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively, Charlize Theron, Colin Farrell and Kevin Connolly. How many people there did you know, Jeremy? Or did your publicist just send out a bunch of invites to people whose names you heard of, and now you’re mad at Christina for getting drunk?

Don’t get us wrong, it sucks to have a stranger get sick at your party. We’re just saying, if you invite all the celebrities, some are going to show up with a bunch of drugs and alcohol, and maybe you should just calm down. Anyway, here’s a bunch of things Jeremy would rather have found in his bed that night than a slurring Christina Aguilera.

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