Edie Falco is still mad everyone thinks she's a comedy actress now.
Natalie Portman both had a red flower on her dress to distract from her pregnancy bump, and probably angered her grandma by giving her a shout out and then promptly announcing that her fiance Benjamin Millepied totally wants to bone her (as evidenced by said pregnancy bump).
January Jones is sick and tired of everyone paying so much attention to her face.
Christina Hendricks is tired of everyone paying attention to her other things.
Edie Falco is still mad everyone thinks she's a comedy actress now.
Jane Krakowski would like everyone to stop paying attention to her baby bump. Look! Thigh!
Katey Sagal would like all the people who thought her career was over when Peg Bundy went off the air with Married With Children to witness her 2011 Golden Globe.
Paz De La Huerta would like the world to stop noticing that she's been looking fugs lately.
Sofia Vergara is a hot momma! You can tell because she's wearing red. And her cleavage is out.
Al least someone is respecting the name of this awards show.
Action star Bruce Willis is so pleased about all the jokes about Red that are about to come up during the night's show. He simply loves laughing at himself.
Look at this jaunty stance. Now back away. Slowly.
Robert Downey Jr. is all smiles here. But he went on to get the only decent jab at Rickey Jervais in all night, saying:
"Aside from the fact that it's been largely mean-spirited with sinister undertones, the vibe of the show has been pretty good so far."
He then proceeded to give a really creepy speech about how he wanted to sleep with all the female nominees he was announcing.
You win some, you lose some.
Hollywood Foreign Press president Philip Berk does not appreciate Ricky Gervais' brand of humor. And was one of the few people who actually said so.
Too bad the press (foreign or otherwise) has zero effect on box office numbers these days! Luckily for Philip, producers do. And there were plenty of those in the audience too.
But it's ok! Ricky Gervais and his lady friend here are going to laugh all the way back to his slowly dwindling bank account.
