This week’s best Yahoo Answers question comes courtesy of Buzzfeed, and begs the question, “Why is a dude complaining that his girlfriend is too into Lord of The Rings?”
First of all: obviously fake. No dude, in the history of Middle Earth, has ever had this problem. I mean, the Gandalf part is a little weird, but the White Wizard is also kind of the man, you know? And think of all the ways it could be worse , like if she wanted you to incorporate Smeagol into your role-playing, and had you hopping around cackiling “My precious!” to your cock ring.
So suck it up, grab your staff, and just be glad she’s not asking you to talk like Yoda.