Oh no, guys. It’s a reality tv show emergency! Cedric Martinez from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been kicked out of his palatial mansion. Granted, he was just freeloading on Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd and living there for free for the past decade or so. But now he might end up living on the streets again, turning tricks for money.
Actually, that’s a show we would watch.
Apparently, there are some big reveals in the upcoming reunion show of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. According to Life & Style:
Lisa Vanderpump reveals shocking news that her houseguest Cedric, whom she has been caring for since he was 15, has moved out. “Lisa’s husband, Ken, wanted him gone,” an insider tells Life & Style. “So he was asked to leave. Now Cedric and Lisa aren’t speaking.”
Last week on the show, we found out that Cedric was homeless before he met Lisa and Ken. Or so he says. The story he told of living on the streets with his mom (a French prostitute, natch) sounded way more like a mashup of Les Miserables and La Vie en Rose than anything that happens to people in real life.
However, we admire his chutzpa. And we in fact would like to see more of Cedric! So everybody just calm down. There are lots of things that Cedric can do now that he no longer resides in that sweet Beverly Hills mans.