Could this story BE ANY BETTER? Police were called to a bar called MULLETS outside of Chicago because of “an angry customer who allegedly shattered a framed photo of A.C. Slater, a fictional, mullet-wearing jock played by Mario Lopez in the 1990s television series Saved by the Bell.”
Asked why he resorted to violence with this inanimate object, the man replied “I just don’t like Slater.” Someone else in the bar reportedly paid the $11 it would take to replace the frame.
But hey, the bar must be used to this. If you name a place Mullets Sports Bar & Grill, you have to prepare yourself for mullet experts getting indignant about the mullets you choose to display on the wall. Obviously he wasn’t arrested. Because this is the kind of thing that happens in a place called MULLETS all the time. And if I cared about such things in the year 2011, Slater’s mullet probably would piss me off too.