Guys, last night was the premiere of Teen Mom 2. And if you thought Amber Portwood‘s behavior on the last season was bad, get ready for Jenelle Evans. This teen mom parties while pregnant, breaks an entering, and hits her mom. She’s a triple threat!
Last night on the premiere episode, it was hard to pay attention to anyone else with all of Jenelle’s drama going on. But all of these girls do have one thing in common: codependency issues! Yeah. So let’s see what went down last night.
Jenelle likes sleeping in. And fists.
Jenelle was a real trouper during her pregnancy with son Jace. She drank and smoked pot while pregnant. And wore her bikini to the beach. No matter how pregnant she was. Now that Jace is a wee tot, she continues to go partying with her friends most nights.
“Having a baby at 16 was a lot more work than I expected.” Really Jenelle? What did you think was going to happen?
Apparently, she thought babies were pretty self-sufficient. Because she has a lot of trouble getting up before noon.
However, she really tries hard to take care of Jace the best she can: “I always put him to bed before I go out!”
Jenelle’s mom wants her to be a more proactive parent: “If you’re going to be a parent, then parent.”
Let’s see. How does Jenelle take that criticism?
“Shut the fuck up you vile bitch,” she explains.
Also, with this:
“Obviously you’re not a good mother because I’m the one who got pregnant at 16.” Burn, Jenelle!
Oops. Jenelle’s mom is tired of her daughter drinking all the time and yelling at her while she does all the parenting for her grandchild. Looks like she served Jenelle with a summons and she’s taking her to court to get custody of Jace. Jenelle doesn’t like that! Time to hit grandmommy!
Oops. Did the cameras get that? Yes, Jenelle. You are on a reality show. And will soon be in court. For a lot. But why don’t you go ahead and say this too?
“She better run and hide because I’m gonna fucking kill her.”
Note to Jenelle: Killing is also a crime here.
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