Modern Family‘s Jesse Tyler Ferguson has figured out the secret to the Cleanse: taking a bunch of speed and then not eating and then figuring out the secrets of the universe by staring at the patterns on the floor until everything is revealed and then DON’T TOUCH ME!
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