Can we all agree that TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras is one of the more despicable programs on television? As if baby pageants aren’t gross enough, you’re giving these parents a national platform to parade their mistakes around for all the world to laugh at. And these kids, these kids are going to need a bunch of therapy, especially after they grow up and have to ask mommy why there’s a video of them dressed like Madonna on YouTube with 400,000 hits. So please, won’t you donate to the children and help the raise enough money for their future Xanax? We’ve highlighted the 3 most extreme examples of parental negligence below.
Last night we saw Ava dressed up as a miniature Lady Gaga:
Mia wore a cute little Madonna ensemble, complete with cone-bra:
But the real award goes to Bella doesn’t like competing in the swimsuit competition because, as her mother says, “she’s going through her growth-spurt right now.”
You better start funneling some of that money she wins into a therapy trust.