Dead birds and fish are showing up en mass all around the world, washing ashore and straight up dropping from the sky. It’s pretty terrifying if you really think about it. And who should we turn to in these times of great distress? Doctors? Scientists? How about Kirk Cameron, a born-again former child actor.
Kirk appeared on Anderson Cooper 360, where the silver fox of a host asked his guest about the meaning of the falling birds. After admitting that a “veterinarian” might be a better authority on the matter, Kirk explained that he doesn’t usually go in for doomsday conspiracy theories:
“People love to find codes and signs of future events and see if they can decipher them before anybody else. But birds falling from the sky? That has to do more with pagan mythology; the direction that the birds flew told some of the followers of some of those legends that the gods were either pleased or displeased with them.”
Okay, so the point is that we should still panic, but because the pagan, not the Christian gods are displeased? First step: Determining where Kirk Cameron falls on our end of times FKM list.