Snooki, continuing on her “two marbles and a worm” tour, stopped by The Ellen Show this morning to talk about her drinking habits. She is the most charming!
Turns out good old Snickers often finds herself roommates with Oscar the Grouch.
“Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don’t. It sucks. So you’re like, “What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?”
We thought she was being facetious about her benders, but as the Huffington Post put it, Snooks is “dead serious” about her blackouts.
And when Ellen asks how often that happens, Snooki casually responded, “Oh, like once a month.”
Girl, you are a published novelist! Stop looking for dates in all the wrong places!