James Franco talks about a possible Planet of the Apes prequel. 826Valencia offers the chance to make a James Franco student film with James Franco for $25. General Hospital realizes it can totally win more awards when it hires Franco. He starts talking about taking a second appearance.
James Franco kicks off the new year with a dabble at Sundance. He also weighs in on the Spiderman debacle.
We hear rumors about Franco's student film Feast of Stephen, in which he coerces over-eager Tisch kids to act in his gay sex movie.
James Franco gives Esquire a taste of his short stories, Palo Alto. It is pretty terrible. He also has a documentary about Saturday Night Live. It is also terrible. He is accepted to Yale's grad program as well.
Franco stars in a Gucci ad.
James Franco talks about a possible Planet of the Apes prequel. 826Valencia offers the chance to make a James Franco student film with James Franco for $25. General Hospital realizes it can totally win more awards when it hires Franco. He starts talking about taking a second appearance.
James Franco begins to talk about incorporating drag artist Kalup Linzy into his next General Hospital appearance.
James Franco premieres on General Hospital for the second time. He acts nuts. We talk to his mom. He promises he's not gay.
"What James Franco Did Today" becomes our favorite blog. New York Magazine totally steals our story about Franco, doesn't give us credit. He starts getting even more "meta," but also takes a role in Eat, Pray, Love. Commercialism and art have never gone so well together, except for when Andy Warhol did it.
James gets a D in acting at Tisch, for "never showing up." He is totally not gay.
Palo Alto comes out, so James Franco can call himself a writer now. He throws a girl's smartphone across the room at a party. Terry Richardson dresses James in drag.
The first preview for Your Highness comes out, sort of redeeming Franco's funniness. 127 Hours premieres.
James Franco decides he's hosting the Academy Awards. And he's coming back to General Hospital. He's nominated for a Golden Globe. He sings about his butthole with Kalup Linzy. He still swears he's not gay.
