...did not fall off a cliff in June, 2009. Kevin Spacey wants you all to shut up. Jeff went on Colbert to laugh about it.
...has died on Twitter more times than the years he's been alive.
...also did not fall off a cliff in New Zealand (popular cliff!).
...has died twice. To be fair, the fact that he's still alive is the astonishing part.
fooled even a 'The New York Times' blog into thinking he had passed.