• Prosecutors will not try the Notre Dame student who sexually assaulted Lizzy Seeberg, leading to her suicide. Because god forbid they lose one of their football players. (Chicago Breaking News)
• Lady Gaga‘s Meat Dress was voted Fashion Statement of the Year in Time Magazine. And let the PETA outrage begin in 5…4… (MTV)
• Kim Kardashian‘s sad New Year’s Resolution: stay single all during 30. (The Frisky)
• A Hooters in Japan? Resisting attempts at making size-related jokes… (The Gloss)
• More fun with making male junk on ice. This time, it wasn’t a penis sculpture, but a giant “snow dick” drawn right next to the Eiffel Tower. (Lemondrop)
• Emma Stone is either really asthmatic or really dedicated to her craft: a recent sex scene for her new film Will Gluck required an oxygen mask after filming. (MovieFone)
• Facebook is getting creepier with “Facial Recognition” photo tag abilities. Can we all agree that Mark Zuckerberg has created SkyNet now? (Urlesque)
