Sex On The Wire: Ke$ha Naked and German Castration

• Germany’s version of 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter apparently include “I get to cut your dick off.” (Nerve)

• WikiLeaks founder and non-condom-wearer Julian Assange has an online dating profile. (Lemondrop)

Ke$ha now has some leaked sex photos. You mean, ones that aren’t of her covered in jizz? (The Gloss)

• Pick-ups lines that do not work on Mark Wahlberg: “I’m the single girl, and you’re the married man.” (NYDN)

• Depessing celebrity break-ups that aren’t Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron. (CollegeCandy)

Jerry Falwell is spinning in his grave: Purple is now the color of the bi-partisan party as well as gay Teletubbies. (The Frisky)

• Here are some people Reese Witherspoon should be dating: Matthew Morrison, Aaron Eckhart, and Chace Crawford. (Betty Confidential)

Share This Post: