• Thu, Dec 9 2010

Our Thoughts On James Franco’s Butthole

The Cervantes of sexuality strikes again! James Franco took the stage at Webster Hall Monday night to sing a song about “f*cking up” your anus. No, it was not a Funny Or Die performance, nor was it viral marketing for The Feast of Stephen. Instead the 2nd Annual Rob Pruitt Awards was treated to a surprise performance with James playing back-up to transgendered performance artist Kalup Linzy. James had previously snagged a spot on General Hospital for Kalup’s work earlier this year.

Two thoughts: James Franco, you cannot complain about society’s rigid view of your sexuality when you make it your mission to screw with people’s concept of your sexuality. Pick one or the other, but understand that most people won’t believe you have a girlfriend when you spend your fame trying to spotlight tranny drag queens and making out with yourself in the mirror. We know, the world isn’t fair like that. We know you’re straight, and have heard stories about you hitting on girls at college (again, girlfriend?!), but don’t expect the people who buy movie tickets for Your Highness or watch General Hospital to suddenly be okay with fluid sexuality just because you shove it in their face.

Secondly: James, if you wanted to sing a number about giant assholes, you probably could have at least included a refrain about A-list actors who act like they’re just interested in art and totally eschew Hollywood bullshit, but then throw a girl’s phone out of her hand when she tries to take a picture of them. First class, all the way!

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  • anon

    Hahah, where are the stories about him hitting on girls?