• Tell your boyfriend not to eat garlic or drink before giving him a blowjob, but not just because you’re a Mormon vampire! (The Gloss)
• In honor of World AIDS Day, try out garlic-flavored condoms. Wait… (Buzzfeed)
• Could Facebook be causing divorce rates to skyrocket? Probably not, but lets try blaming Mark Zuckerberg for all of society’s ills! (The Frisky)
• A response to Amanda Ernst‘s latest Textual Healing: Why phone calls are better than texts. (How About We)
• And in the “Lets not touch this information with a 10-foot pole” category today: When you ovulate, you are less likely to call your dad. (Lemondrop)
• A Milwaukee woman was murdered by her jealous beau when she pulled a Paris Hilton and answered the phone while doing the deed. (Chicago Tribune)
• And in other horrifically depressing news: real SVU prosecutor Roger Canaff writes an open letter to Lizzy Seeberg, the St. Mary’s student who accused a Notre Dame football player of sexual assault and killed herself with a lethal dose of Effexor. No action has been taken against the unnamed jock. (Jezebel)
