Dear Isaac Carew,
Hi, I like your face! It’s very attractive — has anyone ever told you that? I also like the fact that you have an English accent and probably say things like “bloody cheerio mate.” But my very favorite thing about you is your cute little star tattoos. They make me think that you probably have a really great personality, in addition to an extremely lovely face. What I’m trying to say here Isaac is that I think you may be the perfect boy and I’m falling a little bit in love with you.
P.S. Your name is Isaac, does that mean you’re Jewish? And if so, do you want to meet my grandmother?