The first half of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is out in theaters soon, which means its time for half of America to mock the other half roundly for their fan-obsession. It’s like Team Gryffindor vs Team Snape you guys! (Don’t actually know anything about Harry Potter, really.)
What’s sad is that some companies, like SkyMall, are bilking honest people out of hard-earned money by selling Harry Potter mementos, while other companies, such as MovieFone, are bilking honest people out of their hard-earned dignity by having them upload videos explaining why they are the world’s biggest Harry Potter fan. We don’t know what the prize is, but kids (and adults), it can’t be worth it. Here are some of the videos below.
Surprisingly, this guy is kind of hot, though he’s now the official Internet pick for biggest winner (aka loser):
The tattoos are really what puts this chick over the edge for me:
This guy wants to be our king, despite Harry Potter being “the only book he’s ever read.” Who said anything about kings?