Oh man, way to screw it up again, Canada! We get the dollar, you have your silly half dollars. We have Budweiser, you have Molson. And while we have the Jersey Shore guidos, you’re scrambling to create a second-rate rip-off called Lake Shore. The difference being that MTV’s staying power was its ability to offensively-portrayed ethnic group, while you Canucks seem intent on including them all and hoping someone, somewhere gets mad.
Man, if only that gay guy had red-hair instead of Lebanese. Then you’d have a whole State sketch!