Would you pay Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt 100 grand to stay out of the US? A website called YourWager.com would! The betting odds site has offered the couple a ton of money to move to Costa Rica and “manage the odds and lines surrounding the entertainment sector” of their operation — whatever that means. Apparently Heidi and Spencer are flat broke and totally considering taking the gig.
Because we care deeply about Speidi’s personal finances we thought we’d throw some extra stuff into the pot to sweeten the deal:
• A date with either: Crushable intern Palmer Huff or “Lost in Translation” columnist Michael Woodsmall.
• A really good sandwich from the deli around the corner.
• 1 (one) September 11th commemorative coin. As seen on TV, just like Speidi.
• Our roommate’s kitten (shhh!) She’s super cuddly and adorable (and also driving us completely insane).
• The Situation. We don’t actually have the authority to make this deal, but we wouldn’t mind kicking him out of the nation for a while as well.