RealDolls are the world’s most lifelike sex toys. Real Housewives are the world’s least lifelike reality stars. And it can be pretty difficult to them apart. As a nod to the awesome Barbie recaps Tyler Coates has been doing for Crushable and our first foray into the world of Beverly Hills sex dolls, we went through the RealDoll site and found a dollfaced counterpart for each housewife.
(Putting together this gallery depressed the absolute hell out of us. We don’t recommend ever going this far down the rabbit hole of plastic body parts.)