A long time ago we excitedly told you tales of Deadset, a BBC mockumentary in which the cast of Big Brother was terrorized by unholy flesh-eaters (besides themselves), and were forced to defend the house against a zombie onslaught. Well now the show has jumped the pond to America, and while we’re excited for the week-long mini-series, we can’t help but think of how great it would be if our own reality stars were given the undead treatment.
1. The Situation
His tan will be perfect….forever!
2+3. Michaele and Taleq Salahi
These two are already parasitic bloodsuckers, so not much of a change there. Plus: Braaaaains!
4. Vienna Girardi
The Bachelor winner would be even more terrifying if she craved human meat as much as she did tabloid attention.
5. Heidi Montag
The scary thing is that no one would notice a difference until it was too late and she had infected all of L.A.’s plastic surgeons.